The inkblot is the child's hand as he sinks into his seat, he bit off the end of a pen in his anxiety.īody parts are everywhere. I believe the bus driver's name is true, well, actually Drew, but since there is always shouting on buses who heard it right? The milky feet may mean a squishy walk to the bus. That leaves a mess on your bed and only one shirt.) Where's the problem? Of the two left one is now wrinkled having crumpled it while brushing your teeth in that minute of haste. Of course, you never plan to wear the shirt your uncle sent, except on days when you know you will see him. How many teeth and the shirt your uncle sent mean nothing as teeth brushing takes a minute (supposing he isn't checking out the shirts while brushing, splashing two out of five shirt with toothpaste. How did all that wonderful math do for you, heh? No show. Said cat lands in the roller pan splashing said dog who blindly knocks over a full gallon of paint.

But as you are doing the painting, the dog spots the cat and chase ensues. You do the math and find that by doing so you have saved yourself enough money to go see that newest movie and have snacks. Take for instance, figuring out how much paint you need to cover a certain amount of wall space. Oh, then the teachers tell you that math problems help you in real life. The fainted engineer's locamotive's emergency brake takes over. At the same time the train caught in the snowstorm has slid off the right track and onto the dummy tracks. Add to that the fact that the engineer has blood sugar problems and he eventually faints and his foot leaves the pedal. Then add to that the fact that the engineer chewing the gum was doing so because he forgot to eat breakfast. And the other train has just hit a snowstorm icing the tracks. Such as: Supposing that one engineer is chewing gum. The books always tell the speeds of the trains and pretend that nothing else could ever be a variable.

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Bane of my existence! Take the story of the trains leaving their stations heading toward each other. It is how I have always viewed the subject.

What a fun book! I loved the illustrations and the convoluted way of looking at math.

Math curse book